Top Gear Quotes
Its been awhile since i have posted a “fun” post on Jerico and thought it was about time. Since Top Gear doesn’t come around for another month i thought we should pass the times by talking about the funniest and most memorable things said on the show, doesn’t matter who said it. So have fun.
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May 8th, 2008 at 9:49 am
1963 Chevy Corvette Stingray:
“If this is the American dream, we want more time in bed…”
This came from the Top Gears Website on “100 sexiest cars ever” and is of course talking about the 1963 Corvette.
May 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
“How do you walk with your willy hanging out? ”
Richard Hammond on the Top Gear Polar Race (July 25, 2007)
May 9th, 2008 at 2:57 am
“And it stops like a duck on a frozen lake.”
-Jeremy on the H2 Hummer
May 9th, 2008 at 3:31 am
Richard: Oh, dear! I fear Jeremy may be heading this way with an opinion!
May 9th, 2008 at 6:01 am
“The thing is, I think I’m right in saying that I have never completed a single journey, anywhere there and back, in it ever. Which must make it the most unreliable car… ever made.”
- Jeremy talking about his Ford GT40
May 9th, 2008 at 6:14 am
“Our father who art in heaven,
Ill be there in a minute.”
-Jeremy on the handling of the Jag XJ220,
May 9th, 2008 at 8:06 am
“Someone in Australia had a picture of me on their desk and they went ” Ahh lets build that bloke a car”"
- Jeremy on the Holden/Vauxhall Monaro
May 9th, 2008 at 8:10 am
lol I love that one.
May 10th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
It’s no wonder Michael Schumacher retired, he’s slower than me!
- James
May 15th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
“That may all sound a bit crouching kitten hidden hippo.”
Richard talking about the MX5